For big Mike's birthday he arranged to go to Medieval Times and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Think Lord of the Rings meets a pantome at the Hippodrome in Brissle.
We hired a bus and it was just like one of the buses from Southpark. We drank beer and some other stuff that was right ropey and pulled up into the Castle that was lit up like Blackpool. There were performing horses, knights fake fighting with swords, chicken legs, hunks of bread and no cutlery and crazy people waving flags.
Our Knight was the green knight, a greasy bad ass knight - so we just had to have a photo with him!
The fake British accents were sooo bad it was hilarious (although Suzy and I have decided we might get a job there for the crack).
Unfortunately there was no pudding to do medieval teeth - sorry J. Wood. Next time.
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